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warning

警告

we the people of the united states, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this constitution for the united states of america.

我们合众国人民，为了建立更完善的联邦，树立正义，保障国内安宁，筹备共同防务，促进普遍福利，并使我们自己和我们的后代得享自由的幸福，特为美利坚合众国制定和确立本宪法。

when you finally establish communism and get home for dinner

当你最终建立共产主义并回家吃晚饭时

when you're mad at your boyfriend but he asks if you want to re-establish communism

当你生男友气时，他却问你想不想重建共产主义

when you try to do a matrix dodge during a swordfight and get stabbed in the dick.

当你试图在剑斗中模仿黑客帝国式的闪避动作却被刺中下体时。

just been stabbed. were is the nearest hospital??

刚被捅了。最近的医院在哪里？

*stabs your gums*

*刺伤你的牙龈*

water scarcity, racism, political instability, nuclear security, climate change, fascism, global terrorism

水资源短缺、种族主义、政治动荡、核安全、气候变化、法西斯主义、全球恐怖主义

my dad, was stabbed with my lightsaber and presumed dead, texted me this

我父亲被我的光剑刺中并被认定死亡，他给我发了这条短信