mad

when you're mad at your boyfriend but he asks if you want to re-establish communism

当你生男友气时，他却问你想不想重建共产主义

2002 was weird.

二零零二年奇怪。

the time my tv broke and made this look like a creepypasta

我的电视机坏掉并让这个画面看起来像一则恐怖怪谈的那一次

i made a healthier version of tiramisu with yoghurt and chia seeds, not only is it high protein but it's also disgusting

我用酸奶和奇亚籽做了一款更健康的提拉米苏改良版，不仅高蛋白而且还令人作呕

setting up our christmas tree - but it's made out of deer antlers

搭建我们的圣诞树 - 但它是用鹿角制作的

when your old office is made of 24k gold and 60 stories high and you get a promotion but the new office is 225 years old and bill clinton got the good succ there

当你的旧办公室由纯金打造且有六十层高，并且你获得晋升，但新办公室有二百二十五年历史且比尔克林顿在那里享受过妙事

when your old office is made of 24k gold and 60 stories high and you get a promotion but the new office is 225 years old and bill clinton got the good succ there

旧办公室由纯金建造且高度达到六十层楼且获得晋升但新办公室历史长达二百二十五年且比尔·克林顿在那儿获得良好口交时的情形

searching for that porn from 2 years ago that made you cum in 10 secs

寻找两年前那个让你十秒喷发的成人影片

this machine made rice krispies way before kellogs

这台机器在家乐氏之前制作膨化米花

made for seniors who are still mobile, active and on the go!

面向活力充足、行动自如的老年群体。