communism

guys we need communism

伙计们我们需要共产主义

puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them

关于共产主义的笑话，除非每个人都能理解，否则不好笑。

when you have 2 diamonds in minecraft but your friend has 4

当你在我的世界里有2颗钻石，但你的朋友有4颗时

when you have 2 diamonds in minecraft but your friend has 4

当你在我的世界里有2颗钻石，但你的朋友有4颗时

scientists say the first word you see is your innermost desire <3

科学家说你看到的第一词是你内心最深的渴望 <3

when you finally establish communism and get home for dinner

当你最终建立共产主义并回家吃晚饭时

when you're mad at your boyfriend but he asks if you want to re-establish communism

当你生男友气时，他却问你想不想重建共产主义

when you want to be spooky but you realize communism is how you get upvotes

当你想要营造恐怖氛围，却意识到共产主义才是获取点赞的途径。

met a prostitute that said she'll do anything for $50.

遇到一名声称五十美元能做任何事的妓女。

if you were ruler of the world, what would be the first thing you would do?

如果你是世界统治者，你会做的第一件事是什么？

when you share all your pens in class, but no one returns them

当你在课堂上分享所有笔，但无人归还时

blood acquires its red color from:

血液获取红色源于：