midnight

if you start watching shrek on december 31st at 11:48.48, donkey saying "i'm makin waffles" will be perfectly synced with the switch from 2017 to 2018 at midnight.

如果你在12月31日11点48分48秒开始看《怪物史莱克》，驴子说“我在做华夫饼”的台词会与午夜从2017年跨越到2018年的瞬间完美同步。

if you literally set an alarm to 10 minutes at 11:50 pm on new year's eve, it will ring at exactly midnight.

如果你在除夕夜晚上11点50分将闹钟定为10分钟，它会在午夜准时响起。

once upon a midnight dreary, while i porn surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of hot xxx galore.

某夜凄清阴暗，吾浏览成人网页，虚弱疲惫，涉足诸多诡异虚假之成人热站。

parenting tip: any time can be midnight if you search for last year’s ball drop on youtube.

育儿小贴士：如果你在 YouTube 上搜索去年的跨年倒计时，任何时间都可以是午夜。