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so in the middle of the civil war someone was like "you know what this country needs? a delicious steak sauce."

在美国内战期间，有人觉得这个国家需要一种美味的牛排酱。

your result on a 98% accurate test for a very rare & fatal disease that affects 1/3000000 people turns out positive

你对一种影响三百万分之一人口的罕见致命疾病进行准确率为百分之九十八的检测结果呈阳性

when your hb says "restart your game" only for you to see these mfs waiting for you in the locker when you get back in

当队友建议重启游戏，重连进入时却发现这群怪异鞋子在更衣室静候。

guys should i kill myself be honest

大家我该自杀吗说实话

notice! due to festival rules we are not allowed to sell drinks, including bottled water.

注意！由于节日规定，我们不被允许销售饮料，包括瓶装水。

the awkward moment when you have to pose with the whitest news reporter alive

当你不得不与最白的记者合影时的尴尬时刻

the image you are requesting does not exist or is no longer available.

所请求图片缺失或处于失效状态。

the best cure for christianity is reading the bible.

治疗基督教最好的良药是阅读圣经。

i'm here to drop off that stool sample you requested.

我来提交你要求的粪便样本。