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when your hb says "restart your game" only for you to see these mfs waiting for you in the locker when you get back in

当队友建议重启游戏，重连进入时却发现这群怪异鞋子在更衣室静候。

something about terrorizing random neighborhoods feels so illegal for some reason 🙏

不知为何，恐吓随机社区感觉如此非法 🙏

just found out that my neighbor has a wireless printer and i printed this document on it.

刚刚发现邻居拥有无线打印机并且我在上面打印了这份文档。

dear atheists, if there is no god then explain how my neighbour is flying????

亲爱的无神论者们，若没有神明，那么解释我的邻居如何飞行？

when you run over the neighbor's autistic child and they confront you about it

当你开车撞到邻居的自闭症孩子，而他们找你对质时

so the neighbor just sent my dad a message on facebook....

邻居刚才给我爸发了一条脸书消息。

when you're tryna sleep but your neighbour is beating his kids

当你试图睡觉但邻居正在殴打孩子时

my neighbours have hung a spooky boi.

邻居挂起一个阴森的家伙。