emo

when the emo hangs himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a birthday piñata

当忧郁青年在学校洗手间悬梁自尽，而自闭症儿童误以为那是生日彩饰陶罐

this horse looks like a pale emo kid in a black hoodie

这匹马看起来像个穿着黑色连帽衫的苍白情绪摇滚少年

when the emo hangs himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a birthday piñata

当忧郁青年在学校卫生间自缢而自闭儿童误认为是生日皮纳塔玩具时

when i was like 11 i used to think that 'taken' meant being possesed by a demon, so in every roblox rp i put 'taken' in my bio and when people asked me by who i would say satan

我大约十一岁的时候以为taken意指被恶魔附身，所以在每个roblox角色扮演个人简介里都写着taken，当别人询问是谁时我会说是撒旦

nemo's dad asked where his son was and they immediately depicted him as a soyjak

尼莫的爸爸询问他的儿子在哪里，而它们立刻把他描绘成了一个soyjak

when you post a meme and mods remove it

当你发布一张梗图且版主删除它

when you play pokemon and fairy-types aren't weak to electric

玩家游玩宝可梦且妖精属性不被电属性克制

united airlines removes customers from overbooked flight 3411

联合航空从超售的3411号航班上驱逐乘客

when facebook brings up one of those "your memories posts" from 4-5 years ago

当脸书调出四五年前那些“你的回忆动态”时

floor 4, do not remove

四楼办公用品，严禁拿走