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when i was like 11 i used to think that 'taken' meant being possesed by a demon, so in every roblox rp i put 'taken' in my bio and when people asked me by who i would say satan

我大约十一岁的时候以为taken意指被恶魔附身，所以在每个roblox角色扮演个人简介里都写着taken，当别人询问是谁时我会说是撒旦

our ingredients. your masterpiece.

我们的食材，你的杰作

i wish i could help you sarah, but i'm a family doctor and you're an orphan

萨拉，我希望能够帮助你，但我是全科医生，而你是孤儿

i'm surprised the spinner doesn't lift her off the ground like a helicopter

我惊讶指尖陀螺没有像直升机一样把她带离地面

congratulations for surpassing 100,000 subscribers

祝贺粉丝突破十万

when you're doing an evil playthrough of an rpg but the main quest railroads you into being good

当你进行角色扮演游戏的邪恶路线通关时，主线任务却强迫你扮演好人。

when you walk away from your computer but forgot you're wearing earphones

当你离开电脑，忘记自己佩戴着耳机

dad: i just donated all your toys to the orphanage

爸爸：我刚把你所有的玩具都捐给了孤儿院

surprise balloons 25 cents

惊喜气球二十五美分