bio

when i was like 11 i used to think that 'taken' meant being possesed by a demon, so in every roblox rp i put 'taken' in my bio and when people asked me by who i would say satan

我大约十一岁的时候以为taken意指被恶魔附身，所以在每个roblox角色扮演个人简介里都写着taken，当别人询问是谁时我会说是撒旦

when people have "i probably don't like you" in their bio

当人们在个人简介写着“我可能不喜欢你”时

when you invite her over to play bionicles but she starts taking her clothes off

当你邀请她过来玩乐高生化战士，她却开始脱衣服

when the teacher talking about marine biology and u just nutted to tentacle hentai last night

当老师在讲海洋生物学，而你昨晚刚对着触手本子发泄过

if this presidency gets 70 million upvotes in 2020 i'll bring back bionicle.

如果这次总统任期在2020年获得七千万个赞，我就让乐高生化战士回归。