elf

remember.

记住。

guys should i kill myself be honest

大家我该自杀吗说实话

self checkout

自主结账

when the emo hangs himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a birthday piñata

当忧郁青年在学校洗手间悬梁自尽，而自闭症儿童误以为那是生日彩饰陶罐

when the teacher won't let you call yourself adolf hitler on kahoot

当老师不允许你在卡胡特课堂测试里将自己命名为阿道夫希特勒时

when i want to kill myself

当我想自杀时

the floor is dealing with your problems instead of killing yourself when things dont go your way

当事情发展不顺时，地面代表着直面问题而非结束生命

how can you train yourself to go to sleep quickly like they do in the military?

你如何训练自己像军队里那样快速入睡？

gently opening a warm one by yourself

独自轻柔打开温热饮料