annoying

mom if i get 1000 retweets will you quit smoking?

妈妈，如果我获得一千次转发，你会戒烟吗？

you know how when you're a fast walker and the guy ahead of you is fast too but only 90% as fast as you, so you must pass him, but to pass him you have to walk comically faster than your normal speed, or else you'll be in his personal space too long as you pass?

你懂那种感受吗：当你是走路快的人，前面那个人也快但是只有你百分之九十的速度，因此你必须超越他，然而超越他需要你以滑稽的速度快于平常步伐，否则超越期间你会长时间处于他的个人空间？

the most annoying part about having my wife and daughter constantly wear a burkha, is the confusion.

妻子与女儿持续穿戴布卡罩袍造成的最大烦恼在于混乱。