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uganda maps

乌干达地图

everytime im charging and turn my phone sideways an ominous red clock and this monstrosity appears?!

每次充电并将手机横过来时，一个不祥的红色时钟和这个怪物就会出现?!

my roman empire is how lost my boyfriend always looks

我的罗马帝国就是我男朋友看起来总是多么迷茫

the third is always the best

第三个总是最好的

when the vet takes ya balls away so you can't bust mighty fat nuts inside the neighbors french poodle anymore

兽医切除你的睾丸，致使你无法在邻居的法国贵宾犬体内排精

when you push your wheelchaired brother towards a highway.

当你把坐轮椅的兄弟推向高速公路时。

every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, i always schedule it for march 31st.

每次有人打电话要求与你开会，我都将会议安排在三月三十一日。

when u bout to bomb a test you didnt study for and hear gun shots in the hallway

当你即将考砸一场未复习的考试，并在走廊听到枪声时

pearl harbor was an inside job, there's no way japanese planes could've flown this distance in 1931.

珍珠港事件是自导自演的阴谋，日本飞机在1931年绝对不可能飞过这段距离。