英文原句2 个生词 · 悬停看释义
every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, i always schedule it for march 31st.
每次有人打电话要求与你开会，我都将会议安排在三月三十一日。
why?
为什么？
because i didn't think march 31st existed.
因为我以为三月三十一日不存在。
30 days has september, april, march, and november...
九月、四月、三月和十一月有三十天...
june and november.
六月和十一月。
today is march 31st.
今天是三月三十一日。
so then how many meetings do i have today?
那么我今天有多少个会议？
93.
九十三个。
背景解读
该梗图讽刺员工因为荒谬的日历常识错误，导致将所有预约会议全部集中在根本不存在的日期上，最终引发爆笑的灾难后果。
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