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when the suicide hotline operator tries to keep you talking so you don't kill yourself

当自杀热线接线员试图让你保持对话从而阻止你自杀时

when the suicide hotline operator tries to keep you talking so you don't kill yourself

当自杀热线接线员试图让你保持对话从而阻止你自杀时

when the special needs kids fidget spinner looks suspiciously like a glock 45

当特殊需求儿童的指尖陀螺看起来可疑地像一把格洛克45手枪时

seriously? after 20 minutes of getting to choke this gorgeous girl with his cock, two little poots of cum is all he could manage?

当真？花二十分钟用肉棒掐住这个迷人女孩的喉咙之后，两滴微小的精液就是他所能做到的极限？

to the individual who stole the bike previously here: if you have a shred of decency you will return it with a new lock and reevaluate your life choices.

致之前在此偷走自行车的人：如果你尚存一丝体面，请带着新锁将其归还，并重新审视你的人生选择。

obviously, a flamethrower is a super terrible idea.

显然，火焰喷射器是一个极坏的主意。