pathetic

when your old office is made of 24k gold and 60 stories high and you get a promotion but the new office is 225 years old and bill clinton got the good succ there

当你的旧办公室由纯金打造且有六十层高，并且你获得晋升，但新办公室有二百二十五年历史且比尔克林顿在那里享受过妙事

when your old office is made of 24k gold and 60 stories high and you get a promotion but the new office is 225 years old and bill clinton got the good succ there

旧办公室由纯金建造且高度达到六十层楼且获得晋升但新办公室历史长达二百二十五年且比尔·克林顿在那儿获得良好口交时的情形

seriously? after 20 minutes of getting to choke this gorgeous girl with his cock, two little poots of cum is all he could manage?

当真？花二十分钟用肉棒掐住这个迷人女孩的喉咙之后，两滴微小的精液就是他所能做到的极限？

when you're 17 hrs into 9/11 and the memes aren't spicy enough...

当你刷了十七小时九一一事件相关内容，却觉得梗图不够劲爆时。

when someone claims they like dank memes, but thinks there are some subjects that are "too soon"

当有人声称自己喜欢重口味梗图，却认为某些话题属于“为时尚早”

dad why is my sisters name rose

爸爸，为什么我妹妹的名字叫玫瑰

when you're watching the olympics like a lazy piece of shit and someone makes a tiny mistake

当你像个懒惰的废物一样看奥运会，而有人犯了一个小错时

when u take a shit on the carpet and watch one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet clean it up

当你把粪便拉在地毯上并看着地球上最聪明的生物之一清理它