perfect

perfect movies don't exist

完美电影不存在

the perfect tube of toothpaste doesn't exis-

完美的牙膏不存在-

perfect game doesn't exi-

完美游戏不存在

when you have the perfect meme for a situation but you have to search through your 8,000+ meme archive to find it

当你拥有应对当前情境的完美梗图，却必须在八千多张梗图库中翻找它时。

her: the perfect man doesn't exi-

她：完美的男人不存在——

perfect fuckin swiss roll

完美的他妈的瑞士卷

the perfect dad doesn't exi-

完美的父亲不存-

the perfect dad doesn't exi-

完美的父亲不存在

perfect sequels don't exis-

完美续作不存在-

we the people of the united states, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this constitution for the united states of america.

我们合众国人民，为了建立更完善的联邦，树立正义，保障国内安宁，筹备共同防务，促进普遍福利，并使我们自己和我们的后代得享自由的幸福，特为美利坚合众国制定和确立本宪法。

me: i promise i won't form a perfect 256-man macedonian phalanx tonight

我：我保证今晚不会组建完美的256人马其顿方阵