mate

it is actually like that

事实确实如此

perfect fuckin swiss roll

完美的他妈的瑞士卷

if finding nemo had been scientifically accurate, nemo's dad would have switched sexes after nemo's mom died and mated with his son.

如果《海底总动员》遵循科学规律，尼莫的父亲会在尼莫的母亲死后改变性别并与他的儿子交配。

"you can't eat soup with chopsticks" checkmate.

“你无法用筷子喝汤。”将死。

when you're trying to find your soulmate then someone suggests you visit match.com instead of ancestry.com

当你试图寻找灵魂伴侣时，有人建议你访问婚恋网站而不是家谱网站

checkmate!!

将死！

death row inmate eats an entire bible as his last meal

死刑犯吃下一整本圣经作为最后晚餐

approximately 1 in 25 adults in the u.s. --9.8 million, or 4.0% -- experiences a serious mental illness in a given year

美国大约二十五分之一的成年人（即九百八十万或百分之四点零）在特定年份经历严重精神疾病。

yeah i smashed the like on some premium meat beating material

我点赞了一些顶级色情内容

brian, your next automated pizza delivery is scheduled for saturday, february 25 at 12:00pm.

布莱恩，你下一次自动披萨配送定于2月25日周六中午12点。

truck carrying ramen noodles crashes, estimated loss to company, $38.00

运送拉面的卡车发生事故，公司预估损失为38美元。