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when you leave her place after two hours of only kissing.

当你结束两个小时的纯亲吻离开她家时的状态。

when the teacher won't let you call yourself adolf hitler on kahoot

当老师不允许你在卡胡特课堂测试里将自己命名为阿道夫希特勒时

the floor is dealing with your problems instead of killing yourself when things dont go your way

当事情发展不顺时，地面代表着直面问题而非结束生命

when you spend 3 hours photoshopping a meme to get 5 upvotes

当你花费三小时修图制作梗图却只获得五个赞同

how can you train yourself to go to sleep quickly like they do in the military?

你如何训练自己像军队里那样快速入睡？

gently opening a warm one by yourself

独自轻柔打开温热饮料

when you leave her house and all she did was tease you for 6 hours

当你离开她家时，她整整六小时都在撩拨你

nurse: sir, you've been in a coma for 8 hours

护士：先生，你已经昏迷八小时了。