months

hey dad can you text me "why is the fbi here?"

嘿老爸，你能给我发信息问“为什么联邦调查局在这里？”吗

when the puzzle says "2-4 years" but you solve it in under 3 months

当拼图建议二至四年完成而你三个月内完成

when she says she's wet but the village hasn't had water in months

当她说她湿润但村庄数月没有水时

when the puzzle says "2-4 years" but you solve it in under 3 months

当拼图标注适用年龄为二至四年而你在三个月内完成它时

i really prefer a girl that would cheat on you within the first 3 months of the relationship.

我更倾向于那种在恋爱前三个月内就出轨的女孩。

my friend, who has been in a coma for 3 months and presumed dead, texted me this

我那位昏迷三个月且被认定死亡的朋友给我发了这条信息

when your lego set says 6-12 years but you build it in 8 months

当你的乐高套装标注适合6至12岁儿童，但你却在8个月内拼完时

why are you not born 9 months old

为什么你出生时不是九个月大

when it’s been almost 2 months and jake paul and logan paul haven’t killed something yet

当快两个月过去，杰克·保罗和洛根·保罗还没搞出什么人命时