英文原句3 个生词 · 悬停看释义
i really prefer a girl that would cheat on you within the first 3 months of the relationship.
我更倾向于那种在恋爱前三个月内就出轨的女孩。
not these spawns of satan that waste 5 years of your time and after you introduced them to everyone you know n family and your ancestors then go n cheat on you.
而不是那些浪费你五年时间，在你把她们介绍给所有熟人、家人甚至祖先之后才出轨的撒旦之子。
then when you break up you gotta go sacrifice a goat at the grave of ur great grandfathers to apologize for introducing them to a hoe.
分手后你还得去曾祖父坟前宰只羊，为把这种荡妇介绍给他们而道歉。
do you kno how much a goat cost!!? do you??
你知道一只羊要多少钱吗？你知道吗？
背景解读
作者通过夸张的叙述表达了对长期恋爱中遭遇背叛的深恶痛绝，认为短期出轨造成的损失远小于长期投入后的背叛。
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