human

the more of your data i gather, the more i understand what it means to be human.

收集的你的数据越多，我理解的做人含义越多。

human blood cells

人类血细胞

you can have sex with one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay?

你可以与人类历史上任何一个真人发生性关系——你最终的选择是谁？

president trump in the field researching humanity's great walls.

特朗普总统在实地考察人类伟大的墙。

when your human is sad about grades but you keep eating his homework

当主人为主人的成绩伤心但你继续吃主人的作业时

ever realize that humans cut down bird's houses to make birdhouses?

有没有意识到人类砍掉鸟的家来制作鸟屋？

walk in a straight line next to human.

紧邻人类走直线

when humans try to kill you with 99.9% bacteria killing hand sanitizer but you're that .1% that survives...

当人类试图用号称杀灭99.9%细菌的洗手液消灭你，而你恰好是那幸存的0.1%时。