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when you home alone and your dog keeps barking at something

当你独自在家且狗对着某处吠叫时

when you home alone and your dog keeps barking at something

当独自在家并且狗对着某处持续吠叫时

hi, i came to exchange my galaxy note 7

你好，我申请调换我的galaxy note 7。

school name change nominations for robert e. lee elementary

罗伯特·e·李小学更名提名

when the emo hangs himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a birthday piñata

当忧郁青年在学校洗手间悬梁自尽，而自闭症儿童误以为那是生日彩饰陶罐

the forbidden knot - how to tie a real hangman's noose knot

禁止的结 - 如何系真正的绞刑套索结

when the total is $19.99 and you pay a $20 and say "keep the change"

总价为十九点九九美元时你支付二十美元并说不用找零

nurse: congrats. you're sex change operation was successful

护士：恭喜。你的性别重置手术成功

if you run into someone you know and they say "we should hang out sometime" just say "i'm ready to hang out right now" and watch them panic

如果你偶遇熟人，对方说“我们改天聚聚”，你只需回答“我现在就有空”，然后看他们惊慌失措。

when you sneeze so hard, your moustache changes lips:

当你打喷嚏太用力，你的胡子会改变位置：