girlfriend

when your girlfriend wakes you up at 5am to watch her run over a bridge

女友在凌晨五点叫醒你去看她跑过桥的时刻

me

我

me

我

whistle if you love your girlfriend

如果你爱你的女朋友就吹口哨

my girlfriend told me that i should treat her like a princess

女友要求我以对待公主的方式对待她

bro my girlfriend got raped last night

兄弟，我女朋友昨晚遭受性侵。

who wants me to upload my girlfriend masturbating

谁想要我上传女友自慰视频

my girlfriend posted a picture of us and this was her dad's response.

我女朋友发布了一张我们的合影，这就是她父亲的回复。

when you try to sneak into your girlfriend's room at night but you accidentally go in her brother's room so you fuck him instead

当你试图在夜里潜入女友房间，却误入她兄弟房间，于是你转而与他发生关系

so i've been cumming in my roommates girlfriend's body wash because they're annoying as fuck.

我一直往室友女朋友的沐浴露里射精，因为他们让人讨厌。

[introducing girlfriend to my family]

向家人介绍女朋友