英文原句3 个生词 · 悬停看释义
so i've been cumming in my roommates girlfriend's body wash because they're annoying as fuck.
我一直往室友女朋友的沐浴露里射精，因为他们让人讨厌。
for like two months, jerk it in the shower, open the pump, dump it in, and give it a good shake.
大概两个月了，我在淋浴时手淫，打开泵头，倒进去，然后摇匀。
he just told me her period was super late so they took a pregnancy test and she's knocked up.
他刚告诉我她月经推迟很久，所以他们做了验孕测试，她怀孕了。
he said "i trust her, i guess a condom ripped or idk" and they're going to raise it.
他说我相信她，我猜避孕套破了或者我不知道，他们打算抚养孩子。
we have a year on the lease.
我们的租约还有一年。
problem is, i'm greek and they're white as fuck.
问题是，我是希腊人，而他们是纯白人。
what are the chances i'm a dad?
我是孩子父亲的几率有多大？
what the fuck is wrong with you
你到底有什么毛病
背景解读
这是一个典型的4chan匿名论坛恶搞贴，讲述了一个人通过在室友女友沐浴露中射精导致其意外怀孕，并因种族差异担忧孩子身世的荒诞故事。
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