date

roses are red,

玫瑰是红色的

friend: treat her like you'd treat your mother

朋友：像对待你母亲那样对待她

things were going well with my date, until she noticed my roomba was a frisbee glued to a bunch of rats

约会进展顺利，直到她发现我的扫地机器人是由一只飞盘黏合一群老鼠组成

sydney university cricket club updated their cover photo.

悉尼大学板球俱乐部更新封面照片。

when ur squad can't agree on a date and u start attending your own plans because summer doesn't last forever

当朋友圈无法敲定日期且你开始独自执行计划由于夏天不会永存

tinder date: "what kind of special skills do you have?"

Tinder约会对象：“你有什么特殊技能？”

first date locations

初次约会地点

bee movie / release date

蜜蜂总动员 / 上映日期

keanu reeves is accused by several women of taking them on nice dates

基努·里维斯被多名女性指控带她们去进行愉快的约会

friend before date: act like you don't care

约会前朋友提示：表现得不在乎