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when ur squad can't agree on a date and u start attending your own plans because summer doesn't last forever

当朋友圈无法敲定日期且你开始独自执行计划由于夏天不会永存

if the last iphones were 8 and 10 that means the next ones are 9 11

如果上一代iPhone是8和10，那意味着下一代是911。

ge washer 1 1/2 yrs old

通用电气洗衣机，使用一年半

last night i turned wine into vomit.

昨晚我把葡萄酒变成呕吐物。

scientists have shown that this is the last image produced by the brain as you die.

科学家表明这是大脑在死亡时产生的最后图像。

when she is telling stupid stories but she is your last hope of getting laid

当她讲着愚蠢的故事，但她是你能获得性爱的最后希望时

that concert was a blast lmao

那场演唱会是场狂欢，笑死我了

when you take a 10 minutes study break and it accidentally lasts the entire year.

当你进行十分钟学习休息，且这个休息意外持续整年。

my dad has been trying to grow pineapples for the last year, he succeeded, look how proud he is.

我父亲过去一年尝试种植菠萝，他成功了，看他多么自豪。

bro my girlfriend got raped last night

兄弟，我女朋友昨晚遭受性侵。

dentist: when was the last time you flossed?

牙医：你上一次用牙线是什么时候？