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性高潮之后说的话

searching for that porn from 2 years ago that made you cum in 10 secs

寻找两年前那个让你十秒喷发的成人影片

when you cum fast but she understands

当你结束速度过快然而她理解

if you fap to an anime picture drawn by a guy, does that mean a guy was able to make you cum?

如果你对着一个男人画的动漫图片自慰，这是否意味着一个男人让你射精了？

just found out that my neighbor has a wireless printer and i printed this document on it.

刚刚发现邻居拥有无线打印机并且我在上面打印了这份文档。

when you kill all the bourgeoisie scum but some kid is sad just because you happened to kill his entire family

当你消灭所有资产阶级人渣，却有孩子因为你杀了他全家而难过

so i've been cumming in my roommates girlfriend's body wash because they're annoying as fuck.

我一直往室友女朋友的沐浴露里射精，因为他们让人讨厌。

"often i'll see advertisements for porn games and they say, 'try not to cum,' but then when you play the game, it seems like the object is to cum.

我经常看到成人游戏的广告，它们宣称‘尝试不射精’，但随后游玩期间，目标似乎变成射精。

chernobyl after the nuclear explosion - full documentary

切尔诺贝利核爆炸之后 - 完整纪录片