brother

the girl you like

心仪女孩

when you poke a hole in your brothers condom and your hamster get's pregnant

当你戳破你兄弟的安全套结果你的仓鼠怀孕时的荒诞反应

when you push your wheelchaired brother towards a highway.

当你把坐轮椅的兄弟推向高速公路时。

mom: why can't you be more like your brother?

妈妈：为什么你不能更像你兄弟？

i'm pregnant with your brother and i'm keeping it

我怀了你兄弟且我要留下他

when you and your brother decide to share your resources in minecraft while evenly splitting the work

当你与兄弟决定在我的世界共享资源同时平分工作

when your mom tells you to take your little brother with you

妈妈让你带上弟弟的时候

my brother just graduated from online school.

我的兄弟刚刚从网校毕业。