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doctor: ur dad's not with us anymore

医生：你父亲不在人世

when she starts eating your fries even tho she said she wasn't hungry

当她声称不饿却开始吃你的薯条

i'm pregnant with your brother and i'm keeping it

我怀了你兄弟且我要留下他

to my wife marganit and my children ella rose and daniel adam without whom this book would have been completed two years earlier

致我的妻子玛格丽特与孩子艾拉·罗斯、丹尼尔·亚当；若无他们，本书两年前完工。

when facebook brings up one of those "your memories posts" from 4-5 years ago

当脸书调出四五年前那些“你的回忆动态”时

when you hit a pothole and your check engine light turns off

当你碾过一个路面坑洞并且汽车发动机故障灯熄灭时

i learned the name of the amazon echo and placed an order without asking permission.

我学会亚马逊回音设备的名字并下单购买且不寻求批准。

i thought these were titties for like 7 minutes

我错把这些误认为乳房达七分钟之久

when u playin roblox n some hottie thottie wantin to sex u

当你游玩罗布乐思且某个火辣荡妇想要和你发生性关系时

how can i get back at my mom without shoving pizza crust up my butt-hole?

如何在不把披萨边塞进肛门的情况下报复妈妈？

when i was a kid i thought vegetarian and lesbian was the same thing.

幼年时期误解素食者和女同性恋者属于相同事物。