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my dog ate my homework so i ate him.

我的狗吃了我的作业，所以我吃了它。

i cheated on my fiancé and now i'm watching him live the life i wanted

我背叛未婚夫，如今看着他过着我梦寐以求的生活

your result on a 98% accurate test for a very rare & fatal disease that affects 1/3000000 people turns out positive

你对一种影响三百万分之一人口的罕见致命疾病进行准确率为百分之九十八的检测结果呈阳性

i sprained my ankle, so my cat decided to elevate her paws in solidarity

我扭伤了脚踝，因此我的猫决定抬起爪子以示声援

nemo's dad asked where his son was and they immediately depicted him as a soyjak

尼莫的爸爸询问他的儿子在哪里，而它们立刻把他描绘成了一个soyjak

united states postal service

美国邮政服务

you can't hate jews if there's no more jews

如果没有犹太人，便无法痛恨犹太人

every couple on real estate shows:

房地产节目中的每对情侣：

the greatest mysteries in the world

世界上最伟大的未解之谜