af

he ain't even wanna take it he feels bad af

他甚至不想收走这些，他感到非常糟糕

when u come home happy af and ur mom starts yelling as soon as you walk in the door

当你心情极好回家，母亲在你进门瞬间开始咆哮

am i high af or does this lady's hair look like a dog wearing sunglasses

是我神志不清还是这位女士的头发看起来像戴着墨镜的狗

when you and your friend are high af and your mom walks in

当你和朋友处于极度亢奋状态时，你妈走了进来

when you dm a girl something risky af and she actually responds so you gotta show all the boys

当你给女生发了条极其大胆的消息，而她竟然回复了，于是你必须向兄弟们炫耀。

your result on a 98% accurate test for a very rare & fatal disease that affects 1/3000000 people turns out positive

你对一种影响三百万分之一人口的罕见致命疾病进行准确率为百分之九十八的检测结果呈阳性

when you are so poor that you can't even afford a table.

当你贫困至极以至于买不起一张桌子。

when you leave her place after two hours of only kissing.

当你结束两个小时的纯亲吻离开她家时的状态。

coyote $21,000 in debt after wandering through university campus

郊狼漫步大学校园后背负两万一千美元债务

#thingsisayaftericum

性高潮之后说的话

when you go to africa and defeat all the tribe members and have to face the final boss

当你前往非洲并击败所有部落成员之后必须面对最终头目

christmas bazaar & craft show

圣诞义卖与手工艺展