yo

ted cruz: yo, pass me the twitter

特德·克鲁兹：嘿，把推特给我

yo what is my gas station talm abt

哟，我的加油站说的是什么事

awesome: netflix will now just pump septic waste straight into your living room

太棒了：网飞现在将直接把化粪池废物泵入你的客厅

how it genuinely feels to try and ignore every fucking problem in your life

尝试忽视生活中的每一个操蛋问题时的真实感受

you're so attractive

你太有吸引力

mfs would genuinely pull up looking like this in 2020 and steal yo bih

某些人真能在二零二○年顶着这副尊容出场并且抢走你的辣妹

our ingredients. your masterpiece.

我们的食材，你的杰作

please don't leave any edibles out around your cat! im usually very careful but slipped tonight.

请不要在猫咪周围放置任何大麻食品！我平时非常小心，但今晚失误了。

your result on a 98% accurate test for a very rare & fatal disease that affects 1/3000000 people turns out positive

你对一种影响三百万分之一人口的罕见致命疾病进行准确率为百分之九十八的检测结果呈阳性