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when fbi won't believe that a virus downloaded 90gb of child porn in ur pc and copied it in 25 dvds

当联邦调查局不相信病毒在你的电脑下载了90GB儿童色情内容并刻录进25张光盘时。

when ur sleeping in your bed and then you remember the olympics are on

当你躺在床上睡觉，然后突然想起奥运会正在举办

for some reason, bees avoid religious figures inside their hives.

出于某种原因，蜜蜂避开蜂巢内的宗教人物形象。

awesome: netflix will now just pump septic waste straight into your living room

太棒了：网飞现在将直接把化粪池废物泵入你的客厅

my profile picture at 11

十一岁时的头像

how it genuinely feels to try and ignore every fucking problem in your life

尝试忽视生活中的每一个操蛋问题时的真实感受

our ingredients. your masterpiece.

我们的食材，你的杰作

please don't leave any edibles out around your cat! im usually very careful but slipped tonight.

请不要在猫咪周围放置任何大麻食品！我平时非常小心，但今晚失误了。

your result on a 98% accurate test for a very rare & fatal disease that affects 1/3000000 people turns out positive

你对一种影响三百万分之一人口的罕见致命疾病进行准确率为百分之九十八的检测结果呈阳性

when your hb says "restart your game" only for you to see these mfs waiting for you in the locker when you get back in

当队友建议重启游戏，重连进入时却发现这群怪异鞋子在更衣室静候。