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are dicks called cocks because they're up in the morning

男性生殖器被称为公鸡是因为它们早上会勃起

are dicks called cocks because they're up in the morning

阴茎被称为公鸡是因为它们在早晨会勃起吗

mfs would genuinely pull up looking like this in 2020 and steal yo bih

某些人真能在二零二○年顶着这副尊容出场并且抢走你的辣妹

when we meet up but we cant react heart to eachothers messages so we sit there awkwardly

当两人线下见面时，由于无法给彼此的消息点红心回应，导致双方只能尴尬地坐在那里。

is the word "fuck" in "fuck bitches, get money" supposed to mean "ignore" or "have sex with"?

“fuck bitches, get money”中的“fuck”意思是“忽视”还是“发生性关系”？

setting up our christmas tree - but it's made out of deer antlers

搭建我们的圣诞树 - 但它是用鹿角制作的

new skeleton found in pompeii: this guy was running from the eruption, when a 300kg boulder hit him right in the face

庞贝古城发现新骨骼：这家伙在逃离火山爆发时，被一块三百公斤的巨石直接砸中脸部

buying school supplies.

购买学校用品。

oct. 1 – a group of students playing hide and seek in the harris fine arts center at 11 p.m. caused a faculty member to call the university police.

10月1日——晚上11点，一群学生在哈里斯美术中心玩捉迷藏，导致一名教职员工报警。

whats up bro

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