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when you're at the un and emma watson starts lecturing you about refugees.

当你身处联合国且艾玛·沃森开始向你长篇大论难民问题时。

i found my tablet from 8 years ago. i'm crying

我找到八年前的平板电脑，我哭泣

how i look at the marriage counselor when my wife starts talking abt a gambling and alcohol addiction

当妻子开始谈论赌博与酒精成瘾时我看着婚姻咨询师的神情

please don't leave any edibles out around your cat! im usually very careful but slipped tonight.

请不要在猫咪周围放置任何大麻食品！我平时非常小心，但今晚失误了。

kai cenat has announced he's going to stream in space in 2027

凯·塞纳特宣布计划在二零二七年太空直播。

guys we need communism

伙计们我们需要共产主义

new skeleton found in pompeii: this guy was running from the eruption, when a 300kg boulder hit him right in the face

庞贝古城发现新骨骼：这家伙在逃离火山爆发时，被一块三百公斤的巨石直接砸中脸部

memeconomy: you have one cow. everybody milks it until it dies. bottom text.

模因经济：你有一头奶牛。每个人都榨取它直到它死亡。底部文本。

united states postal service

美国邮政服务