try

have you tried suicide

你尝试自杀吗

how it genuinely feels to try and ignore every fucking problem in your life

尝试忽视生活中的每一个操蛋问题时的真实感受

when you're trying to figure out how you lost a rigged election but you accidentally deleted the email with the full details of the plan

当你试图弄清楚如何在操纵选举中落败却不小心删除了包含计划全部细节的电子邮件时

done with reddit, let's try a new site

厌倦红迪，尝试新网站

he asked me if its permissible to smoke marijuana in muslim country.

他询问穆斯林国家吸食大麻是否合法。

when you discover that a country has oil

当你发现某个国家拥有石油

when you try to warn your owner the squirrels outside are plotting to kill him and he tells u to stop barking

当你试图警告主人外面的松鼠企图杀害他，而他却叫你停止吠叫时

i met my wife on ancestry.com

我在族谱网站结识妻子

when you and your mom is at the abortion clinic and you trying to hide from the doctor

当你和母亲身处堕胎诊所且尝试躲避医生时