ties

sources are reporting that putin has ties to russia

消息人士报道普京与俄罗斯存在关联

i thought these were titties for like 7 minutes

我错把这些误认为乳房达七分钟之久

2015: lol shut up trump, celebrities can't be president

2015年：哈哈闭嘴吧特朗普，名人当不了总统

the hardest part of developing a gravitational theory is dodging all the panties that get thrown at me by thirsty-ass science bitches

建立引力理论最难的部分是躲避那些渴望的科学女粉丝扔向我的内裤

mr. clean wringing out your girl's panties like

清洁先生拧干你女友内裤的样子

will accompany you during summer activities

在暑期活动中陪伴你

a new year filled with new opportunities to better myself and make a difference

充满新机遇的一年，用于提升自我并产生影响

my dog is banned in 40 countries around the world and 937 cities in the us because hes "aggressive".

我的狗在全世界四十个国家以及美国九百三十七座城市遭到禁养，因为他“具有攻击性”。