teacher

this is why you don't arm the teachers

这就是不要给老师武装的原因

when your teacher is talking about java and you remember minecraft was made with java

当老师讲解爪哇语言时，你回想起我的世界使用爪哇语言制作

woman: so why do you want to be a teacher?

女士：所以你为什么想成为教师？

youtube's autoplay

油管自动播放功能

why i could never be a math teacher:

为什么我无法成为数学老师的原因：

when your teacher thinks you're studying but you actually eating 4,400-5,500 pounds of plankton, krill, and small, schooling fish

当老师以为你在学习，而你实际上在吃四千四百到五千五百磅的浮游生物、磷虾和小型群游鱼类时

when the teacher won't let you call yourself adolf hitler on kahoot

当老师不允许你在卡胡特课堂测试里将自己命名为阿道夫希特勒时

being bullied? just act less gay, advise teachers

遭遇霸凌？只需表现得不那么同性恋，老师建议道

things my teacher(s) can do better.

我的老师可以做得更好的事情。

if my math teacher looked like this, i would continue to follow my daily routine and act as if nothing was different because all women are equal

如果我的数学老师长这样，我会维持日常习惯并且表现得跟平常一样，因为所有女性都平等

dad: we just got back from parent-teacher conferences, you've been expelled

父亲：我们刚开完家长会，你被开除了

when the kid that sent you the hottest teacher's nudes gets expelled

当那个给你发送最性感老师裸照的孩子被开除时