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sup man

嗨，兄弟

when you're balls deep in your 13th mongolian child sex slave and about to nut but then the kkk and the secret nazi organization hack your computer and change the screen from your 34 terabytes of senior midget minecraft fidget spinner helium vape porn to the earrape version of blacks and jews being gassed, shot, and burned at the stake when all of a sudden the fbi burst through your door while an lbgt vegan feminism rally tears down your basement walls triggering all 48 of your mongolian child sex slaves vietnam war flashbacks causing them to grab all of the guns you were going to shoot up the school with and start firing everywhere as the emo muslim kid quietly whispers "allah akbar" and hangs himself while his bomb ticks down while you sit back in the wheelchair you stole from the vegetable you threw onto the highway with all of your corgis dressed in rompers as you respect women and crack open a cold one with the boys on a brisk saturday afternoon

当你沉浸在第13个蒙古童奴中即将高潮时，三K党和纳粹组织黑入你的电脑，将屏幕从34TB的侏儒Minecraft指尖陀螺氦气电子烟色情片切换为黑人和犹太人被毒气、枪杀和火刑的刺耳音频视频，此时FBI突然破门而入，LGBT纯素女权集会拆毁你的地下室墙壁，触发了48个蒙古童奴的越战创伤后应激障碍，导致他们抓起你准备用来扫射学校的枪支开始乱射，而那个非主流穆斯林小孩低声念着“真主至大”并上吊自杀，他的炸弹在倒计时，你坐在从扔到高速公路上的植物人那里偷来的轮椅上，身边围着穿着连体衣的柯基犬，在凉爽的周六下午与兄弟们开瓶啤酒并尊重女性。

big bird could just let his servants deal with the rioting slaves, but he likes to do it personally.

大鸟本可让仆人处理暴动奴隶，但他喜欢亲自动手。

i stopped slavery

我终结奴隶制

kim jong un forcing a woman to be a sex slave at gunpoint, febuary 24, 2012 (colorized)

金正恩在2012年2月24日持枪强迫一名女性成为性奴（彩色修复版）