school shooter

her: wtf is a "dank" meme?

女：到底什么是潮梗？

when the school shooter breaks into the class room and you look at your friend cos it's the kid you two predicted

校园枪手闯入教室，你看向朋友，因为此人正是你们俩预言过的孩子

the school shooter can't kill you if you are the school shooter

校园枪手无法杀死你假如你是校园枪手

when the school shooter attempts to yell hey siri while you're hiding but you have an android, and immediately after yells ok google

当校园枪手试图在你躲藏时大喊“嘿 Siri”，但你用的是安卓手机，随后他立刻大喊“Ok Google”

when you're under a desk and the school shooter finds your hiding spot

当你躲在课桌下时校园枪手发现藏身处

when the school shooter chases you into a corner and is ready to take your life, but he runs out of bullets, so you take out your own ak and shoot yourself.

当校园枪手将你逼入角落并准备夺走你的生命时，但他子弹耗尽，于是你掏出自己的ak并开枪自尽。