same

when you text your friend saying "i wanna die" and instead of asking what's wrong they reply "same"

当你给朋友发信息说“我想死”，他们没有问怎么了，而是回复“我也是”

when you find out a white kid will shoot up the school the same day you planned to bomb it, so you decide to team up.

当你发现一个白人小孩将在你计划炸毁学校的同一天枪击学校，所以你决定联手。

the columbine high school basketball team hasn't been the same since it lost its two best shooters

科伦拜恩高中篮球队自失去两个最佳射手以来已变样

when i was a kid i thought vegetarian and lesbian was the same thing.

幼年时期误解素食者和女同性恋者属于相同事物。

daughter: mom is it true the baby comes out the same hole the penis goes in?

女儿：妈妈，婴儿出来跟阴茎进去是同一个通道吗？

it says here that it's impossible to feel happy and sad at the same time...

这里说人无法同时感到快乐和悲伤...

when you and your friend of the same sex accidentally touch hands

当你和同性朋友发生意外手部接触

relations with the u.s. will never be the same.

与美国的关系将不再如初。

when you take nyquil and dayquil at the same time

当你同时服用夜用感冒药与日用感冒药时