remember

who else remembers doing this as a child?

谁还记得小时候做过这事？

when your gf crashes the car and you both start burning but u remember how many times u told her she was shit at driving

女友撞车导致双方起火，此时你回想起自己数次指出她驾驶技术极差的场景。

when your teacher is talking about java and you remember minecraft was made with java

当老师讲解爪哇语言时，你回想起我的世界使用爪哇语言制作

when you talk in class for the third time and remember this was the teacher that has a gun

当你第三次在课堂上说话并想起这位老师拥有枪支时的恐惧神情

when you take a great instagram pic but remember you banned the internet in your country

拍摄精美照片却忆起国内禁用互联网

when you see gamestop getting robbed but you remember they gave you $3 for 20 games...

当你看到游戏驿站遭遇抢劫，却想起他们曾用三美元收购你二十款游戏时的反应...

remember kids, choose volleyball and not radical islamic terrorism

记住孩子们，选择排球而非激进伊斯兰恐怖主义

my friend gave me this to remember him by before he passed away.

朋友去世前留给我这个物件作为纪念。

when you randomly remember something awkward you did in 2008

当你突然想起自己在2008年做过的尴尬事

when you take a great instagram pic but remember you banned the internet in your country

当你拍了一张很棒的Instagram照片，却想起你在国内封锁了互联网。

who remembers sucking on these as a kid?

谁还记得小时候吸食这些东西？