ready

lord take me and whoever's reading this, we ready

主啊带走我和正在阅读这个的人，我们准备好了

me at the halloween party getting ready to bob for some apples

本人在万圣节派对上准备玩咬苹果游戏

ready for double digits again

准备迎接双位数气温

when the school shooter chases you into a corner and is ready to take your life, but he runs out of bullets, so you take out your own ak and shoot yourself.

当校园枪手将你逼入角落并准备夺走你的生命时，但他子弹耗尽，于是你掏出自己的ak并开枪自尽。

when you've already beat your meat 5x, and you see an even better video.

当你已经自慰了五次，却看到了一个更好的视频。

his palms are sweaty, commander in chief, calm and ready.

他手心出汗，三军统帅，冷静且准备就绪。

when it's not even halloween and you're already noticing a decline in spooky memes

当万圣节还没到，你却发现恐怖主题梗图数量在减少

just as i've feared.. other countries have already developed super soldiers far beyond my imagination..

正如我所料，其他国家已经研发出超出我认知范围的超级士兵。