ram

so how much are you selling the pc for?

电脑售价多少？

when you drop the soap in prison but the other guys let you pick it up without ramming an entire nigerian tribe up your ass

当你在监狱掉落肥皂，而其他人让你捡起它，没有对你进行性侵犯

before

之前

before

使用前

i made a healthier version of tiramisu with yoghurt and chia seeds, not only is it high protein but it's also disgusting

我用酸奶和奇亚籽做了一款更健康的提拉米苏改良版，不仅高蛋白而且还令人作呕

@wendys do you serve harambe memes with your burgers?

温迪汉堡，你们的汉堡附带哈兰比梗吗？

@wendys do you serve harambe memes with your burgers?

@温蒂汉堡 你们的汉堡搭配哈兰贝梗吗？

when you bouncing on the trampoline and your homie hits you with that double bounce

当你蹦床时朋友施加双重弹跳

when she worships marilyn monroe, has no female friends, "hates drama," calls her father "daddy," and has disney princess shit everywhere...

当她崇拜玛丽莲·梦露、没有女性朋友、声称“讨厌抓马”、称呼父亲为“daddy”并且到处都是迪士尼公主周边时...

when you take a great instagram pic but remember you banned the internet in your country

拍摄精美照片却忆起国内禁用互联网

looks like today is the first day of ramadan

看来今日是斋月首日。

when you take a great instagram pic but remember you banned the internet in your country

当你拍了一张很棒的Instagram照片，却想起你在国内封锁了互联网。