pizza

her: he's probably thinking about other girls...

女：他可能在想别的女孩……

cut my life in 2 pizzas

把我的生命切成两个披萨

when your military alliance includes a pizza chef and a weaboo

当你的军事同盟包含披萨厨师与日本动漫迷时

hello, i bought a pizza today & i've got a complaint.

你好，我今天买了一份比萨，有一个投诉。

how can i get back at my mom without shoving pizza crust up my butt-hole?

如何在不把披萨边塞进肛门的情况下报复妈妈？

brian, your next automated pizza delivery is scheduled for saturday, february 25 at 12:00pm.

布莱恩，你下一次自动披萨配送定于2月25日周六中午12点。

pizza rolls are just spaghetti flavored tide pods

披萨卷即是意面风味汰渍洗衣凝珠

life tip: bite off the corner of your pizza roll and blow into it for instant and easy cooling.

生活小建议：咬掉披萨卷的角并吹气，实现快速降温。

so hungover that i instructed dominos to bring the pizza to my bed and they actually did lmao

宿醉严重以至于命令达美乐把披萨送到床上并且他们真的送到了哈哈