pet

i pet my dog in italian but he doesn't understand because he is german.

我用意大利风格抚摸我的狗，但是他不理解，因为他是德国品种。

when you stop petting your dog for 1.3 seconds

当你停止抚摸狗狗一点三秒时

we beat our competitors. not you.

我们击败竞争对手，而非你。

petitioning iceland pm bjarni benediktsson and 4 others

向冰岛总理比亚尔尼·贝内迪特松及其他四人发起请愿

thanks for all your online petitions to save net neutrality.

感谢你们为拯救网络中立性所做的所有在线请愿。

peta was in town the other day protesting the abuse of animals and handing out these stickers, so i put one on my cat.

善待动物组织前几天在城里抗议虐待动物并分发这些贴纸，于是我给我的猫贴了一张。

this is it sneaky pete... no more tricks

就是这样，鬼祟皮特……没有戏法

i wish pets lived longer and life wasn't so expensive and leftover fries were still good warmed up and people didn't suck

希望宠物寿命更长，生活开销不高，隔夜薯条加热依然美味，且人类不讨人厌。