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own the school year like a hero

像英雄一样统治学年

one of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down

我的一个同事有一个他坐着使用的升降桌

vice president pence, slow down or you'll crash this bus into that power plant, setting off a chain reaction that will moderately electrocute the nearby gay pride parade!

彭斯副总统，减速，否则你会把这辆巴士撞进那个发电厂，引发连锁反应，从而对附近的同性游行造成一定程度的触电伤害！

one day some asian guy sat down next to me and started eating his rice...we later became friends

某天某位亚洲男子坐在我旁边并开始吃米饭...我们后来成为朋友

scientists have shown that this is the last image produced by the brain as you die.

科学家表明这是大脑在死亡时产生的最后图像。

pearl harbor was an inside job, there's no way japanese planes could've flown this distance in 1931.

珍珠港事件是自导自演的阴谋，日本飞机在1931年绝对不可能飞过这段距离。

countries that are known for producing anime

以动画制作著称的国家

what episode of lazytown is this

这是懒惰小镇的哪一集

he needs to be 6ft or taller with a nice beard, drive a bmw and has his own house

他需要身高六英尺以上，留着好看的胡须，开宝马，拥有个人房产