our

my little pony

我的小马

did you just say mine?

你刚才说这是你的？

my little pony

我的小马

it is wednesday, my dudes

今天是周三，伙计们

awesome: netflix will now just pump septic waste straight into your living room

太棒了：网飞现在将直接把化粪池废物泵入你的客厅

how it genuinely feels to try and ignore every fucking problem in your life

尝试忽视生活中的每一个操蛋问题时的真实感受

our ingredients. your masterpiece.

我们的食材，你的杰作

please don't leave any edibles out around your cat! im usually very careful but slipped tonight.

请不要在猫咪周围放置任何大麻食品！我平时非常小心，但今晚失误了。

your result on a 98% accurate test for a very rare & fatal disease that affects 1/3000000 people turns out positive

你对一种影响三百万分之一人口的罕见致命疾病进行准确率为百分之九十八的检测结果呈阳性

when your hb says "restart your game" only for you to see these mfs waiting for you in the locker when you get back in

当队友建议重启游戏，重连进入时却发现这群怪异鞋子在更衣室静候。

setting up our christmas tree - but it's made out of deer antlers

搭建我们的圣诞树 - 但它是用鹿角制作的

when you've been suspicious your girl might be a termite and then she orders the house salad

当你一直怀疑你的女朋友可能是白蚁，然后她点了一份招牌沙拉