never

this is the money face it happens only once every 5000 years

这是招财脸，它五千年才出现一次。

why i could never be a math teacher:

为什么我无法成为数学老师的原因：

can't get banned if you never post anything

只要不发任何内容，便不会遭封禁

me: foreign language classes are stupid, we're never going to use this

我：外语课很蠢，我们永远用不到这些知识

our future kids will never know that these things existed

我们未来的孩子永远不会知道这些东西曾经存在过

the moral is: never trust a clown.

寓意是：不要相信小丑。

never thought i'd die fighting side by side with a paedophile

我从未想过会与恋童癖并肩作战而死

never forget that charlie brown had franklin sitting alone on his own side of the table for thanksgiving

别忘记查理·布朗在感恩节让富兰克林独自坐在桌子的一侧

isn't it weird that you've never seen a girl scout eat a girl scout cookie?

女童军从不吃女童军曲奇，这难道不怪异吗？