nahh

when mom calls you by your full name

当妈妈连名带姓呼唤你时

martin shkreli at prison commissary: can i buy shower sandals?

马丁·什克雷利在监狱小卖部：我可以买洗澡凉鞋吗？

when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start gliding

当你剪包装纸时剪刀开始顺滑滑动

hey @mcdonalds i ordered a sundae but instead you gave me the souls of the damned, did i have to pay extra for this

嘿麦当劳，我点了一份圣代，但你们给我的却是受诅咒者的灵魂，这需要额外付费吗？